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etrayamemes2024-08-17 09:06 am
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LATE NIGHT TEXTS MEME

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings, and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy?
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Well, now you're just showing off, honestly.
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But also don't people usually say Russian is very aggressive and rude or something?
People seem to not favor it very much, in my experience.
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Russians talking in Russian sound like they're planning my murder, sure. Russians talking in English CAN sound like they're planning my murder but they can also sound like they're going to seduce me for the plans to the nuclear base
[ johanna are you sure this is as complimentary and slash or flirtatious as you intend it to be ]
and I tell you, if you think my accent's lovely on the ear, you haven't heard me when I'm proper drunk
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[To a spy? That's hot as hell, Johanna.]
HA! Well, then we clearly need to go for drinks sometime.