LATE NIGHT TEXTS MEME

[etrayamods]

⏵ LATE NIGHT TEXTS ⏴ It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings, and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body?? Pick up your phone and find out! ⏵ RULES⏴ Post a comment with your character's name in the subject line, and feel free to add some starter texts if you'd like! Tag around! You don't have to be in game to participate! Threads can be kept as game canon - or not! Just make sure to discuss it with your fellow players before deciding to bring it into game play! ⏵GAME NAVIGATION⏴

Comments

[depressant]

i've been around longer than you

[ ugh. he is embarrassed. less about his inexperience, and more so over the fact that he was caught out. he's trying to learn how to better integrate, but the camp was one thing— this is different. these people are different. ]

[magike]

( rowena's also an expert in reading people. you don't need age to be a queen )

I believe they made a movie about that.

( she only pulls out the pop culture when it's to her advantage. 40 year old virgin )

[depressant]

a movie about what

[ he's older than that >:( ]

[magike]

( scale it up a bit and it works.

she lost hers a lot younger )

Maybe you'll lose that stick once you're ready.

[depressant]

the stick is long gone

[ he's just mildly terrified of intimacy and still has a modicum of survival instinct left. ]

[magike]

Congratulations. The second time's usually better.

[depressant]

are you implying someone sodomized me with a stick
that isn't what happened

[ because he hasn't gone all the way yet. drunken handies don't count. ]

[magike]

I'm implying having sex gets rid of the stick. Keep up.

( she does find it juicy getting extra details out of him )

[depressant]

wouldn't you have to take the stick out first

[ checkmate ]

[magike]

( dead stare at the camera )

Personal choice. Some might like a tighter fit.

[depressant]

how big is this stick exactly because this is beginning to sound uncomfortable

[magike]

Metaphorical.

[depressant]

metaphorically speaking how big is it

[magike]

At this point probably big enough it feels hard to remove.

[depressant]

is that how yours was? because you seem fairly knowledgeable about all this

[magike]

My first time? It was so long ago I don't even remember. Nothing special, I'll tell you that much.

[depressant]

i don't remember mine either
but i was just incredibly drunk at the time

[magike]

Not usually the recommended way to do it.

[depressant]

really? why

[ um. oops ]

[magike]

Inebriation affects senses, impulses, and coordination. "Incredibly drunk" often doesn't get much attention.

[depressant]

well i don't have that problem at all. sometimes i get a little too much

[ very different worlds and circumstances, these two ]

[magike]

( she sighs. not that kind of attention )

Perhaps your behaviour whilst drunk draws it.

[depressant]

isn't that supposed to be a good thing?
how do you go about this whole process?

[magike]

People usually call it flirting.

[depressant]

that's just the first step

[ and this is why it's so hard to learn how to mimic certain human behaviors. this is a really personal question that most people don't want to answer.

but maybe it'll be easier over this device...? ]