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TDM 008


content warnings for this TDM include: gambling references, mild horror themes and suggestive content


⏵ arrival⏴

Arrival does not happen as Aurora usually plans for it. Newcomers generally find themselves waking up within the hospital, are given a brief overview of their situation, and sent on their way. Now? They wake up immersed in a game within The Gold Saucer. But it doesn't quite feel like a game: whether it's snowy mountains, riding a chocobo as you listened to the wind quickly pass by your ears, or in the middle of a battle with a beast, it feels utterly real.

It's only after the game concludes - either by winning or losing - that you find yourself back in the main game area. A bot, dressed as personnel in this lavish playground, approaches each arrival with an earpiece allowing them to communicate with those in their same situation. It also serves to inform them of their goal: collect enough gold saucer points (or GP) by playing the games to acquire a card fashioned to their own likeness from the game counter. Then, they must trade it for someone else's. Seems simple enough, right? Hopefully the cards aren't too expensive...


⏵ the gold saucer ⏴

The Gold Saucer is an ode to the very idea of fun. It’s huge, labyrinthine, colorful, and lively. Everywhere you look, there’s something to do. At the same time, it’s also impossible to tell what time it is. There are no windows to the outside, there are no clocks. This place is beyond such a thing.

There are games everywhere you look, ranging from the pseudo-gambling to sports to pixelated video games in cabinets. Yet no matter which boxing game, pinball machine, or skeeball machine you look at, the same creatures and themes arrive. Cactuars, chocobos, the fiercest Behemoth, the cuddliest Moogle… For those from the realms of Final Fantasy, this will feel natural- homey even. Everyone else will simply understand that there is a fairly strong central theme here about magic, machines, and monsters.

It’s hard to tell how long you spend here, and it seems to sit outside of the very concept of time. Still, there are many restaurants, lounges, and vending machines. There are shops and costume rentals. There are even little pharmacies with headache remedies if the partying gets out of hand. And when you grow tired, there is a hotel- though it is made up like a haunted house, you can count on getting some semi-restful sleep.


⏵ playtime ⏴
Interdimensional Games


At first, stepping through to play any of these games may make participants wonder if they have been teleported somewhere else entirely. But on closer inspection, all the skies above are merely well-constructed interiors with painted ceilings. After all, it always seems to be daytime during these games.

Snowboarding - Race to the bottom of the mountain, but avoid obstacles and complete as many tricks as possible!

Chocobo Racing- Race on Chocobo-back around a treacherous outdoors race track which can either be taking place in a desert, a swampy forest, or upon an island beach. Work in tandem with your rented bird and against your competition by throwing hazards in their way or utilizing buffs garnered on the track. Different colored birds will yield different advantages.

Yellow - Good All Rounder
Red - Fast, but hard to steer
Blue - Slower, but very easy to steer. Much easier to pick up items from them.
Green- Resilient against traps and sabotage

Colosseum Battle- Face off against the fiercest beasts around. Pair up with friends or rivals to Collaborate or Compete to do the most damage and deliver the final blow. These battles are synced to the comparative power of the one entering the competition.

We wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt unnecessarily, after all. And indeed, no one will get seriously, gruesomely, or permanently injured in these battles. Those without fighting capabilities can rent weapons outfitted Materia to assist them in their trial. These will allow anyone to cast spells, though not guarantee any better wielding of weapons. There are a hundred rounds, starting with fairly simple Spriggans, ranging all the way up to blood-thirsty Behemoths to challenge even the most battle-hardened hero.

Gold Saucer Games


Leap of Faith- Players are presented with an obstacle course that stretches a hundred feet into the air upon floating platforms and islands. Both are held aloft by magical crystals. Powers are entirely nerfed, though falling and hitting the ground is strangely painless. Those who collect the most silver and gold statuettes of cactuars placed at random throughout the course will be awarded proportionate GP; though there is a bonus for those that reach the very top first.

Triple Triad- Everywhere you look, people are playing this game on little 3 by 3 boards, or any surface with enough space. You will be given a loaner deck to play with. Are you clever enough to defeat your fellows.

Fashion Report- Theobold, familiar to some, stands by himself in a little booth with a dressing room and an incredibly expansive walk-in closet. He is a robot of distinguished fashion and strong opinions on those fashions. Do you dare subject yourself to his scrutiny? Come prepare in his wondrous closets to make the best outfit for the chance to win a prize. Please submit your fashion here!

There are Arcade Machines and activities galore. If you can think of it, it’s probably there- Just with that Final Fantasy pastiche on it, of course.


⏵ the beehive lounge ⏴

There are other places to eat at the Gold Saucer, but the vending machines and cafés all pale in comparison to the dinners at the Beehive.

For all the rave reviews, there is a dress code at the Beehive, and this is literal. If you step inside and are not currently wearing a dress, you will be ushered into a sideroom and appropriately made over.

However, this is only for those trying to go in through the normal doors. Around the side there happens to be an employee entrance, manned by a bot. He will only allow those in who seem like they intend to work— and therefore must be wearing at least one piece of the Bunnysuit Collection to trick the guard.

Once you are made over or have snuck in, you are free to relax inside with drinks, dine on a fine meal, watch the dancers, or participate yourself if you feel brave enough. Why would anyone ever dance here? Well, that’s simple. It pays really well. So if you’re sick of games, or terrible at them— you can always come dance for a shift. Though, don't get any unseemly ideas about freeing yourself of your clothing, this isn't that kind of establishment!


⏵ haunted house ⏴

When you grow too weary or drunk from a day of games, you may be directed to somewhere a little quieter to sleep. Up the elevator, and through the doors reveals a modest walk through some woods until a quaint, victorian hotel appears. It is always nighttime here, and the stars and moon twinkle above.

The receptionist, a bot in a rather bedraggled-looking chocobo mascot costume checks you in and shows you to your room. You can sleep here, especially if you can tolerate the hokey haunted decorations strung up around the place. Though sometimes, late at night, there will come a vigorous thumping on the door to startle sleeping patrons awake- Only for the culprit to vanish and be impossible to locate.



⏵ ticket counter ⏴


The prize counter is manned by a bot and has a sign posted overhead. Most prizes will be handed over inside an appropriately sized wrapped box, as the contents are a mystery.


Sparklers & Glowsticks 10 gp
Bunny Suit 300 gp
Bunny Stockings & Heels 150 gp
Animal Ears (Random) 500 gp
Kigurumi (Random) 100 gp
Chocobo Barding (Random) 1000 gp
Classic White Mage Robes 500 gp
Classic Black Mage Robes 500 gp
Plush Toy (Random) 100 gp
Wind-Up Minion (Random) 200 gp
Chocobo Mascot Suit (Random Color) 2000 gp
Triple Triad Booster Pack 50 gp
Triple Triad Card in your Likeness 10,000 gp


⏵ NOTES ⏴


This TDM may be treated as a mini-Mission. Time will not pass inside of it in relation to the world outside - meaning, this can be happening at any time between late May into early July!

This Gold Saucer is a bit of a mix between that of FF7's and FF14's, but it also has some things that neither have as well. Any inaccuracies are entirely intentional, aimed to make this rest within a space of uncanny valley for those who are familiar. While otherwise being a bit of a chaotic fantastical funhouse for everyone else! If there is something unlisted, chances are it will exist if it is in either of the other versions of the Gold Saucer.

Characters already in game are welcome to post to the TDM, too! Please mark them as current characters in your header. Threads can be kept as game canon as long as both characters get into the game!

Please direct all questions to our mod queries comment!

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oblige: (frown)

[personal profile] oblige 2025-06-27 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ It seems they continue circling the subject of what end this actually serves. What has entertaining Odin's horse-man to do with duty? Dion very nearly asks that very question, but the pointed comment sees him swallowing the words instead as he frowns deeply.

Many things are said of him, that is nothing new. It doesn't trouble Dion, a man about whom bards across the continent sing songs of questionable veracity, but it seems to him that all Sleipnir means to do is toy with him. Waste his time. ]


I've no interest in pointless diversions.

[ So he turns and strides off at a brisk pace, disengaging from whatever carousel of a conversation he'd run into. Sleipnir can find someone else to amuse him, surely. ]
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quibblingfunctionary: made by dethruki (huff)

[personal profile] quibblingfunctionary 2025-06-28 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It has not been Sleipnir's intention to cause Bahamut to stalk off. Indeed, it comes as a surprise, one which has his eyebrows raising and a frown forming. Fuck. He has been looking forward to a game with someone who continues to dare stand against Odin's might. Does he run, now, because he doesn't think he can win? Surely not, Bahamut constantly takes the field when needed regardless of how the odds are stacked... Perhaps it is that, the need, which His Highness finds lacking. How annoying... It seems fighting Sleipnir himself is not worthy enough a task for Bahamut. It sticks under his skin and rankles. And he had said he'd make it worth his while too...

Fine. Sleipnir hops off the pool table and doesn't quite run, but hurries after Bahamut. ]


I said I would make it worth your time.

[ Once he matches pace with the man Sleipnir continues. ]

I find myself with an excess of Golden Saucer Points and I have already claimed my card. We could wager on a game of Billiards, you know the one with the balls- [ Here he holds up the pool cue. ] and sticks.
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oblige: (frown)

[personal profile] oblige 2025-06-29 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dion halts abruptly, frowning at him. This was precisely what he had been getting at — the lede Sleipnir was burying. Implying that anything was worth his while and alluding to his duty did not clarify his intentions. Those words could have meant anything or nothing, especially from an old foe.

All the more from one who doubtless takes him no more seriously than Odin does. ]


Why did you not say that to begin with?

[ Even when he asked? ]
quibblingfunctionary: made by dethruki (huff)

[personal profile] quibblingfunctionary 2025-06-29 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sleipnir huffs and stops with him. ]

Because I was waiting for you to accept the offer of a match.

[ Clearly Bahamut should have had interest in fighting him before the deal was sweetened. He always took to the field before and never needed to be lured out with betting. ]

That is how invitations go. I ask if you want to play. You say yes. I ask if you would be interested in a wager. I don't know if you are a betting man, it might be below you, how am I supposed to know?
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[personal profile] oblige 2025-06-29 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I expend the time on a game if it served no purpose?

[ Dion had dutifully gone to battle for the sake of his country, his people, his men. Not for sport. Each time Odin had menaced his soldiers, he knew full well it was to drag him out to entertain him.

He knew that was all he provided, that Odin saw him as no equal, yet there was no choice in the matter. Dion can only assume the same is true of Sleipnir. ]


I am here to do what is required, not for diversion.

[ He may be a prince, but he has lived much of his life as a soldier. ]
quibblingfunctionary: made by dethruki (smile 03)

[personal profile] quibblingfunctionary 2025-06-29 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He crosses his arms. Is this man all work and no play? ]

Yes, yes, you said as much before you stormed off. But do you not see, Dion? If you want a match you merely need to shift the paradigm. You could have said something like ''I would be oh-so-happy to play with you, but I still need GP.'' And I would have chimed in with ''Worry not dear Bahamut, for I have GP to spare!'' then we need not have gone through this. OR! [ This word he says louder cutting off any attempt for the dragon to cut in. ] You could have simply demanded GP for your time spent on such a frivolous venture. Either way, we get to play with one another.

[ There is a gleam in Sleipnir's eyes, if Dion hadn't the preconceptions in place he might think the horse is the one who is 'oh-so-happy'. ]
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oblige: (aside)

[personal profile] oblige 2025-06-29 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why is that even a question that need be asked...

Dion's eyes narrow slightly, but only just that much. ]


This all hinges on my interest in indulging you in the first place, does it not?

[ Who ever said this was his idea of a good time, Sleipnir? ]
quibblingfunctionary: made by dethruki (smile 03)

[personal profile] quibblingfunctionary 2025-06-29 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Aw, well, he doesn't know Dion like that. A shame, if he did maybe there would be more better tactics used. ]

That or your interest in beating a foe. [ He shrugs off Bahamut's disinterest. ] How much GP are you in need of?

[ Okay, okay, the disinterest does still rankle, but in time Light's Prince will change his opinion. ]
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[personal profile] oblige 2025-06-29 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Alas, they find themselves in the "getting to know you" phase. ]

I am midway to the required amount.

[ There isn't any use in inflating numbers or pretending he has something that he does not. ]

I'd been testing what was the most efficient course.

[ Dion is here for little tasks, yes. ]