[It's probably a good thing that Wade is his partner in this particular event, then, as any friendly fire isn't going to do any lasting damage. And he's not exactly careful, either. Case in point, he's already spinning his axe around him wildly as they wait for the next wave of combatants, mouth clacking the dentures.]

Aw, don't be like that. We are totally a team! By the end of this, we might even be best buds! [In Wade's mind, anyway. He had a way of wearing people down though, by ignoring every signal that the other person hated him, until eventually they just gave up and accepted their fate!]

The Ultimate Lifeform... [Wade repeats, the skepticism clear in his tone.] If you say so. A bit egotistical if you ask me, but it's important to believe in yourself.

I'm Deadpool. And you can call me that. Or Wade. Or Annoying Asshole. Take your pick.