🎄 chirper 🎄

[etrayamods]

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Thank you for your recent feedback on additional features for our communications network. Aurora and I have made the following updates as of 12:01 AM last night:

▷ One-to-one private communications
▷ Real-time synchronous audio communications
▷ Group selection for privacy settings
▷ Server space for dedicated file-sharing (documentation and media files)
▷ Map of Etraya

The companion bots are now able to teach computer literacy one-on-one for those of you unfamiliar with technology. I will also see if the library's digital media can be added to the file-sharing server.

Despite mixed interest, there is now also a basic social media platform available called Chirper. Please complete and submit the below profile if you're interested in participating. And just for a little bit of holiday spirit, vote on ❌ or 🎄 for each other. The prevailing popular vote will appear next to your username for the next week.

USERNAME

NAME ▷ --

AGE ▷ --

JOB ▷ --

EDUCATION ▷ --

STAR SIGN ▷ --

REL. STATUS ▷ --

DRINK ▷ --

SMOKE ▷ --

PETS ▷ --

INTERESTS ▷ --

ABOUT ME

Lorem ipsum.

 

LOOKING FOR

Lorem ipsum.

AM I ...

    NAUGHTY ❌

    NICE 🎄

Code instructions! Edit USERNAME**** and GIF URL GOES HERE****. Profile fields are all optional and can be edited where there's -- to indicate. Please keep answers short for the sake of ~aesthetics. (Or don't!)

You can replace both free text responses where it says Lorem ipsum.

※While this is making use of the meme comm, this is meant to be game canon! If you want to make a top-level that does not count as game canon, feel free to do so, just specify.

<raw-code><div style="width:425px;align:left;"> <div style="width:100%;font-family:Arial Black, Gadget;font-size:30px;letter-spacing:5px;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:right;">USERNAME*********</div> <div style="width:100%;border-radius:10px;border-top: 15px solid #541a4f;padding:15px;text-align:justify;"> <div style="height:200px;padding-bottom:5px;"><img src="GIF URL GOES HERE*******" style="width:100%;height:auto;"></div> <div style="width:50%;float:left;display:inline;text-align:left;padding-bottom:20px;"> <small><B>NAME ▷</B></small> -- <br><small><B>AGE ▷</B></small> -- <br><small><B>JOB ▷</B></small> -- <br><small><B>EDUCATION ▷</B></small> -- <br><small><B>STAR SIGN ▷</B></small> -- </div><div style="width:5px;"></div><div style="width:50%;float:right;display:inline;text-align:left;padding-bottom:20px;"> <small><B>REL. STATUS ▷</B></small> -- <br><small><B>DRINK ▷</B></small> -- <br><small><B>SMOKE ▷</B></small> -- <br><small><B>PETS ▷</B></small> -- <br><small><B>INTERESTS ▷</B></small> -- </div><div style="clear:both;"></div> <div style="border-top: 2px solid #541a4f;width:100%;font-family:Arial Black, Gadget;font-size:15px;letter-spacing:5px;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:right;padding-bottom:10px;">ABOUT ME</div> Lorem ipsum. <br>  <div style="border-top: 2px solid #541a4f;width:100%;font-family:Arial Black, Gadget;font-size:15px;letter-spacing:5px;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:right;padding-bottom:10px;">LOOKING FOR</div> Lorem ipsum. <div style="clear:both;"></div> <span style="font-family:Arial Black, Gadget;font-size:20px;letter-spacing:5px;text-transform:uppercase;"><p><br>AM I ...</span>     NAUGHTY ❌ <br>    NICE 🎄</span></div></raw-code>

Comments

un: f.s.

[fortitudosalutis]

Why do you want pornography

[messenger]

I want to get my friend a gift.

[ he has a bigger, more thoughtful gift than pornography to give dean, but 1. when he posted this, he didn't know if gorgug would have it done by christmas 2. sam and dean got each other multiple gifts the year before dean was dragged to hell, so he feels he should do the same. at least two, yes? ]

[fortitudosalutis]

interesting choice

[messenger]

Do you think so?

[fortitudosalutis]

giving somebody porn’s either a joke or a message you want to fuck them

[messenger]

Are you sure

[fortitudosalutis]

I was in the army
So yeah

[messenger]

[ he doesn't know how that relates but he's going to take carver's word for it. ]

But a joke isn't a... bad thing?

[fortitudosalutis]

depends how the other guy takes it

[messenger]

Well... he enjoys pornography, and he's given it as a gift on the holiday before.

[fortitudosalutis]

to you?

[messenger]

To his brother.

[ look, ]

[fortitudosalutis]

uh huh
he'd fit right in with the infantry
look do what you want
personally i think it'll be hilarious

[messenger]

I just want to get him something he doesn't already have.

[ pornography or not. but it's a little more difficult here — either things are completely inaccessible, or they're freely accessible due to the lack of currency exchange. ]

Can I ask a question

[fortitudosalutis]

Sure

[messenger]

Would it be considered a... "joke" to take someone to a brothel so they can lose their virginity?

[fortitudosalutis]

could be. did that happen?

[messenger]

Yes.

But I frightened the young woman away before, uh...

[fortitudosalutis]

[ Wow. Okay. ]

frightened?

[messenger]

I told her it wasn't her fault her father left.

She, um, didn't take it well.

[fortitudosalutis]

not generally how that goes
why exactly did you tell her that?

[messenger]

She was carrying a heavy weight on her shoulders. It seemed like the right thing to do.

[ spoilers: it was not.

besides, the real reason is that he didn't want to have sex with her. ]

[fortitudosalutis]

yeah people don't wanna hear that stuff before they take their clothes off

[messenger]

Ah.

[fortitudosalutis]

is this news to you?