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TDM 005



⏵ arrival ⏴

Arrival goes as anticipated. Characters awaken in a sterile hospital bed in a clean, white room to the hum of machines under the unnatural lighting common to well-kept institutions. Every bit was designed to be comforting and calming, even with the jarring undercurrent of this situation.

The first face they see is Aurora's: her smile appears to be warm, but it doesn't quite reach her eyes. She might offer a quick explanation, or leave characters to figure it out for themselves depending on their approach.

The door to the room swings open, revealing a hallway that stretches out ahead of them. There’s noise from outside and strong pumpkin spice scents coming from the lobby. Ah, muffins and tea. Grab one and head into the crisp, sunny fall morning ahead.


⏵ potluck ⏴

Cutthroat Iron Etrayan Bake-Off

As you step out of the arrival holding area into the main thoroughfare, the entire street has been turned into tents and chef stations to accommodate the activities of thirty people at once. There’s seats, trailers, and robots bustling about to make sure everyone is ready.

A couple of cheerful robots in aprons and colorful sweaters approach and redirect you as you step towards the cooking area. There’s gas ranges, ovens, grills, blast chillers, mixers, and set walk-ins and pantries with just about every ingredient you can imagine. There are cameramen (also robots) patrolling the area to capture all your best moments and to broadcast them directly to your fellow citizens’ devices.

Your instruction? “Make your signature dish. You have one hour, chef.”

It can’t just be straightforward, can it? The land itself is held together with pure chaotic energy. If you’re lucky, all goes as planned. If you aren’t… well…

Roll a Die

1 Your leg is now tied to another chef’s 2 Your meal is continually un-cooking itself.
3 All of your ingredients are pickled now 4 The longer you touch an ingredient, the bigger it gets.
5 Every time you lift your pot lid, a component changes. 6 The aromatics are glowing and flashing like LED lights.
7 Your knife has been replaced with a cheese grater. 8 The ingredients are now magnetically stuck together.
9 Your meal is becoming deep fried. 10 Kittens are multiplying out of the cupboard. *
11 All of your ingredients have become incredibly heavy. 12 Your cook pot moves burners whenever you turn around.
13 Eggs scream when you crack them 14 The kitchen has become incredibly slippery.
15 It’s soup now. 16 All utensils have been replaced with crustaceans. **
17 Your knife has a mind of its own. Watch out!
18 Your fridge catches fire.
19 Your pasta is trying to escape. Go get it. 20 Any ingredient not in the pot starts to float away.

* All kittens disappear at the end.
** These however, stay.


⏵ share a meal ⏴

As all the cooking concludes, you will be invited to plate your meal into one of many casserole dishes, regardless of what was made. A ladle will be tucked into the corner and placed on the table with a folded bit of cardstock declaring the chef’s name and the name of the dish. A helper camerabot will come around to each participant and ask for their thinking and their process.

Even if you got away without having to cook, even looking towards the table of dishes will spur a helper bot to start making you a plate with one of everything. The helperbot will insist that it is rude to not at least try what their peers have made.

In fact, if you are to fill out the score card for each person, you really must taste everything! The robots can’t try the food, so it’s up to you.

The cards look like so. The grading system is opaque. Is it meant to be numbers? Stars? Letter grades? Well, you’re the judge. You figure it out.

Chef: ___________ Dish:_____________ Judge:___________ Overall Rating:_______

Flavor
Presentation
Stackability
Wet
Originality
Rizz


⏵ tummy ache survivor ⏴

No matter how well your compatriots cooked or baked their dishes, there are… factors. You see that carrot? It’s really just condensed chaos in the shape of a carrot. No matter how powerful you are, these particular ingredients may not mesh with your being.

…And even if it is truly a carrot, do all the chefs know the proper cooking temperature of chicken? Even chickens are aliens to many.

(Optional) Roll a Die

1 Tummy Ache. Go lay in bed. Complaining alleviates symptoms.
2 That plate of food has energized you. You feel compelled to race or spar.
3 The food has reminded you of home. You must tell someone a detail of your childhood.
4 That food was so horrible that it simply must be washed out somehow. Spicy peppers? Booze? Gravel??? You’re going to over do it.
5 You have now discovered your new favorite dish. Make them teach it to you or you’ll lose sleep over it. This is all you want to eat for the next week.
6 The oddity of the ingredients has transferred to you. You start floating away.
7 The range of food and textures have inspired you. Acquire an annoying new hobby or habit.
8 You are now haunted by the digital souls of chickens.

⏵ NOTES ⏴


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[personal profile] this_ismydesign 2024-11-24 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Luckily for both of them, Will bites back the words 'unless you count me' in response to Carver's statement about the dead.

In the next microsecond of thought, Will processes the fact that Carver was looking for dead? Not only looking for dead, but appeared to have prepared himself to fight the dead.

Will's experience is that the dead usually do their fighting before they end up ... dead.

Before he speaks, Will also identifies that for whatever reason, Carver was expecting the dead. Speaking in a way that suggests such an encounter would have normal in the world Carver originated from.

...

Will has a headache. ]


Given our circumstances, [ he begins as he steps out through the door and starts to look around at the environment. ] I think we should be thankful that we don't have that as an added complication.
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[personal profile] fortitudosalutis 2024-11-24 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Things just slot into place. It doesn't occur to Carver that Hal isn't from home, that he didn't walk the same Valley or face the same dead. The logic doesn't track, not against someone who strikes so very familiar. He just rolls his shoulders, checking the corners. Everything is so very clean here. It offends him. It sends tension coiling up around his spine, wondering at the effort that takes. This place hasn't been broken into dust and rot and shattered glass - or if it has, someone cleaned it up good as new.

That takes effort. That takes time. And there was enough food laid out to feed a large group.

His jaw works. ]


Maybe.

[ But just accepting this as they are was a problem in Meridian, one of his many mistakes. He didn't see the trap massing outside their gates until Pope pointed it out. He cannot do that again. ]

Stay alert, Hal. I almost like you.

[ It'd be a shame if he died now. ]
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[personal profile] this_ismydesign 2024-11-24 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ 'Hal'?

It registers with Will that Carver means him when he uses the name, which reminds Will he hadn't offered his name. To be fair, he'd been focused on trying to de-escalate the tension in their initial meeting, and avoid getting snapped like a twig.

He briefly considers correcting the man, briefly considers sharing his name, but a gut instinct tells him to let it alone. Carver is winding back up, and Will has a sense, that if he tries to interject the tedious 'normalcy' of civil introductions into the current atmosphere, he might yet end up with his neck snapped.

Will wraps his words in the soft lilting voice he'd used when they'd initially met. One that is designed to avoid imposing stark reality upon whatever mental landscape the other man is traversing at the moment. ]


I appreciate the sentiment. [ His tone is genuine. He suspects that -much like himself- Carver doesn't 'almost like' just anyone. ]

There does not seem to be an identifiable threat. Which suggests that it might be wise to approach the food and drink with an abundance of caution.
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[personal profile] fortitudosalutis 2024-11-24 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know. People put rat poison and glass in food like that.

[ It's said rather blandly. Dying from rat poison is an ugly way to die. People writhe. They go slowly and they go in pain. But people will do stupid things when they're starving like trust. They'll accept a stranger's offered hand and think it won't bring them to ruin.

Not him. He's learned that lesson too often and too well to risk it now. He hopes Hal's learned it, too. Henry V had a few things to say about that, didn't it? ]
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[personal profile] this_ismydesign 2024-11-24 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Later, once he's processed all of this, the meaning of 'Hal' will connect and Will will feel like an idiot for not picking up on it sooner. He'll blame his lapse on being overwhelmed by the arrival in this place. It's as good an explanation as any other.

Will thinks about the events that least to his distrust of pre-prepared food. Rat poison would have been considered preferable, at least in the beginning. It might have hurt in the short term, but that would have ended. As it was now, Will had to live with the knowledge of the ingredients he'd sampled at Hannibal's table over the years. ]


I'm concerned about drugs. [ He admits. Again, rat poison and glass were no picnic, but at least you were dead once it was all said and done. ] Something to make us more compliant, or susceptible to suggestion.

But glass would also be quite unpleasant.
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[personal profile] fortitudosalutis 2024-11-24 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ecstasy would do it. Hallucinogenics if they really wanna fuck with us.

[ Pope didn't like them relying on drugs back in the old world, before the fall. Unreliable, he called them. But sometimes the orders determined what methods were used. Sometimes there wasn't much of a choice. It's better to know what you risk with an enemy like this than to be caught unaware. ]

There are probably cameras here. I couldn't spot any but that doesn't mean shit.

[ He doesn't have the tools to look with more than his own two eyeballs right now. ]
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[personal profile] this_ismydesign 2024-11-24 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Having been given similar cocktails over the years -thanks Chilton- Will doesn't react with shock or dismay at the way Carver spells out the use of such substances. Recreational drugs usually did not start out as just recreational drugs. They usually had a purpose, a purpose one did not discuss in polite company. ]

It would be foolish of them not to have us under surveillance. [ Will agrees in a pensive tone, even as he looks upwards and tries to spot cameras on any nearby buildings. Nothing stands out to him. But given the technological sophistication that can be assumed from Aurora's existence, Will suspects they might never see the cameras. ]

Especially if what we were told, about our reason for being here, is genuine. It stands to reason this Echo, will want a full picture. Not just pieces of us being on our best behavior.
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[personal profile] fortitudosalutis 2024-11-24 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Mhmm-hmm.

[ It's a kindness to be in company that understands. Hal isn't a Reaper, but he knows. He walked through the Valley and the fact that he survived means God loves at least some part of him. It's important to remember that.

Carver rolls his shoulders, watching their surroundings. Calculating. ]


Can't have us fucking it up, either. There'll be contingencies in place.
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[personal profile] this_ismydesign 2024-11-24 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is a long pause, before Will speaks again, as he considers Carver's words.

He has no trouble believing the larger man is correct. There will be some sort of control mechanism designed for this place. You don't bring in complete strangers, especially men like Carver and Will, simply on faith that they'll behave.

Hmm. ]


Those contingencies might help us learn about Echo. [ He says, tone pensive. ] The more confident they are in their power and control, the less need they'll have for contingencies.

But, if they're bluffing? [ He leaves the statement hanging, expecting that Carver will have no trouble following his line of thought. ]
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[personal profile] fortitudosalutis 2024-11-24 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Carver tilts his head. ]

You want to play this out. See exactly what we’re working with.

[ We, he says, almost unthinking. But they are in task together, aren’t they? ]
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[personal profile] this_ismydesign 2024-11-24 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ After a brief pause, Will nods. ]

I believe what we don't know, vastly outweighs what we do. [ He says, slowly rotating as if to absorb as much of the environment around them as possible. ]

We need to be patient. Unassuming little worms on the hook. Let the fish come to us.
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[personal profile] fortitudosalutis 2024-11-24 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhmm. Whole lot of people around here to bait on the hook.

[ Carver hasn't seen many yet, not up close. But he has a feeling. This is a situation that can be manipulated. That can be controlled. They can make this work. ]
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[personal profile] this_ismydesign 2024-11-27 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Any successful fishing expedition requires a variety of worms. You never know who is going to entice the fish to bite.

[ His response is given with a knowing glitter in his eye. He is thinking along the same lines as Carver. This situation can be made to work, but for now they are in the watch, listen, and learn stage. ]