[Wade is already crawling back to his feet, still smoking as he stumbles to his feet.]

I love that you think this would even rank among the most embarrassing things I've done in front of my friends. You're sweet. [He coughs.] Smells like bacon.

[He looks around for his katanas, finding them tossed a few feet away, just as the monster is starting to recover and turn to come at them again.] Keep your butt cheeks clenched tight, Thor! It's on your six! [He leaps to slice off a few more tentacles before they can grab either of them, despite his carelessness of his own safety, the blade doesn't even get close to touching Thor despite working around him.

Although would the blade even pierce him? Alien god and all.]