Trust me, he says. Don't think too much of a certain watery grave. [He hates just a little that you're using his line against him (not quite, but he's having a little difficulty keeping his head above the water). Either way, he doesn't really have another choice, because the next second he feels the pillar shake violently. Okay, time to split, or he's dead in the water-- literally.
He sprints down the collapsing column, kicking the overgrown eel on its snout as it charges in to give the pillar the final blow, effectively getting its attention.]
Hey, Moby Jerk! You lookin' for bait? 'Cause I’m the catch of the day!
[Okay, just keep running on water, don't fall it, easy-peasy. Avoid the gaping whirlpools that threaten to suck you into oblivion, all while keeping a prehistoric sea terror off your tail? Kicks up the spice-- just don't think about any silly fears of drowning. Don't.
The serpent lunges above water, its teeth inches from Sonic’s heels. He speeds into a sharp turn, splashing a wave in the snake's face. It roars.]
What’s the matter? Don’t like being splashed? What are you, allergic to fin?
[Yeah, you got it under control, Sonic. Just have to make it to one of the other pillars for solid, mostly dry, land. Hopefully. There are, at least, three more of them. He saw them before the one he was standing in was destroyed, and he mostly remembers where they were.
The Leviathan lunges again, making an arch above the water, diving in and looking to sink him, and this time he dodges by ducking and jumping to land on top of its body.]
Do I look like a tuna to you?! 'Cause I'm about to school you, sushi breath!
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He sprints down the collapsing column, kicking the overgrown eel on its snout as it charges in to give the pillar the final blow, effectively getting its attention.]
Hey, Moby Jerk! You lookin' for bait? 'Cause I’m the catch of the day!
[Okay, just keep running on water, don't fall it, easy-peasy. Avoid the gaping whirlpools that threaten to suck you into oblivion, all while keeping a prehistoric sea terror off your tail? Kicks up the spice-- just don't think about any silly fears of drowning. Don't.
The serpent lunges above water, its teeth inches from Sonic’s heels. He speeds into a sharp turn, splashing a wave in the snake's face. It roars.]
What’s the matter? Don’t like being splashed? What are you, allergic to fin?
[Yeah, you got it under control, Sonic. Just have to make it to one of the other pillars for solid, mostly dry, land. Hopefully. There are, at least, three more of them. He saw them before the one he was standing in was destroyed, and he mostly remembers where they were.
The Leviathan lunges again, making an arch above the water, diving in and looking to sink him, and this time he dodges by ducking and jumping to land on top of its body.]
Do I look like a tuna to you?! 'Cause I'm about to school you, sushi breath!