[He gets up, eventually, readjusting his broken arm-- he'd landed right on top of it when he fell. It's already nearly healed by the time he grabs a broken sword off the ground that looks to have been from a previous fight. The end is jagged, but it'll do. Wade blinks at the tail right in front of him and the sparking wires.]
This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. [But getting hurt is his specialty! He leaps on the tail, scaling up it toward the sparks and open wires. Wade doesn't hesitate and takes the blade down on the open insides of the creature. The electricity shoots up the sword and then through his body. He wouldn't have been surprised if, like some cartoon gag, he's getting electrocuted so completely that Shadow and the audience could see his skeleton. The beast howls, spitting acid as it flails its tail trying to shake Wade off. Although he can't let go even if he tried, his muscles refusing to move from their locked in position. Wade can't even move his mouth-- likely much to Shadow's relief.]
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This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. [But getting hurt is his specialty! He leaps on the tail, scaling up it toward the sparks and open wires. Wade doesn't hesitate and takes the blade down on the open insides of the creature. The electricity shoots up the sword and then through his body. He wouldn't have been surprised if, like some cartoon gag, he's getting electrocuted so completely that Shadow and the audience could see his skeleton. The beast howls, spitting acid as it flails its tail trying to shake Wade off. Although he can't let go even if he tried, his muscles refusing to move from their locked in position. Wade can't even move his mouth-- likely much to Shadow's relief.]