[Wade is like a parasite, except once he's attached it's going to take more than some high grade horse dewormer to get rid of him. It's part of his charm?] I know that this is a competition. And you gotta be popular with the masses to win. Most people can't stand me in person...

[He knows.]

But I make numbers at a distance, baby! [He winks at a nearby camera.] There are some games you can play. I've done the Colosseum, which was fun. I fought some aliens! And robots!

I've also been to Etraya before, so I know all about the saving the Universes and how we're our only hope for our own realities. A bit of old hat for me too as I've already saved my Universe once from the Time Variance Authority, so this should be easy! [Lies. He's terrified.] Basically, you want me on your team. I'm a ringer!