[For as much as Wade might have tried to be an X-men, it had never been for him. He couldn't be one of them, no matter how hard he'd tried to be. No amount of dinner prep and Velcro Tupperware labels could make up for his other tendencies.]

Grey? [He knows who you are, but also doesn't. It's a complicated fourth wall dance, baby Nate.] As in Jean Grey?

[Being called Nate is interesting too. But he'll get to that. Although all thoughts on that quickly dissolve.]

WHAT'S A DISNEY PRINCESS! Fuck. Stop the presses, I don't give a fuck about your last name. We need to address this first! Have you NEVER seen a Disney movie?!