one, did he have a crush on julian keller back in the day? yes. probably, like, 95 percent sure that's why that friendship breakup felt like a breakup breakup. so, check. that's a positive to the makeout.
two, did he abandon julian to... lose his hands, lose his spleen, and nearly die to the m-pox? double check. that's a negative to the makeout.
three, was he a raging whore to deal with his feelings in the way of the maladjusted x-men before him? yes. yes he was. and honestly if the right offer came along he would be again.
four, is this the right offer? maybe. he's spent the last few years too busy for a decent makeout session, surrounded by people decades older than him. and the ive are more like the weirdest family than lovers, so like, that's not a problem. but... ]
Jules, hey, I'm not - [ his eyes dart to his lips and back up. ] I'm not saying no but since when do you want to make out with me?
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one, did he have a crush on julian keller back in the day? yes. probably, like, 95 percent sure that's why that friendship breakup felt like a breakup breakup. so, check. that's a positive to the makeout.
two, did he abandon julian to... lose his hands, lose his spleen, and nearly die to the m-pox? double check. that's a negative to the makeout.
three, was he a raging whore to deal with his feelings in the way of the maladjusted x-men before him? yes. yes he was. and honestly if the right offer came along he would be again.
four, is this the right offer? maybe. he's spent the last few years too busy for a decent makeout session, surrounded by people decades older than him. and the ive are more like the weirdest family than lovers, so like, that's not a problem. but... ]
Jules, hey, I'm not - [ his eyes dart to his lips and back up. ] I'm not saying no but since when do you want to make out with me?