It wasn't so bad. The farmhouse isn't that small, but it doesn't have 11 bedrooms.

[ Yes, yes, he's heard all about how huge his family is. Thanks for skipping the part about asking if they're a blended family, or if there's a lot of multiples, or if they're in some sort of cult. ]

About a month. Long enough enough that novelty of living off the good ramen and fake-Combos from the convenience store's worn off.