[ That catches him off guard and gets a laugh that's more shocked than anything. In Jay's experience, teachers don't really joke around. Then again, students were breaking into Cyclops' office before orientation ended. ]

I'll be sure to tell them that. They might throw you a parade.

[ Seems like the right thing to say? Who wouldn't want less work? ]

I'm not worried about it. If you don't know my name, I can't get demerits.