[she's absolutely done with making eggs scream. she may never be able to eat eggs again.

unless she hard-boils them first and turns them into deviled eggs. can eggs still scream if they've been hard-boiled?

she's hoping the answer is 'no']

Okay, then you're in luck! I wonder if you need some beef broth to really make it a stew and not just a bunch of different stuff all cooked together? And neither do I. Most of the apartments I stayed in had kitchens where you could stretch one arm and touch one wall, then do the same for the other arm. What about you, what kinds of kitchen do you have?