[James is going to lead them through what he hopes is a distraction: some other poor soul whose attempt to slice up a tomato is making the food item embiggen to a ridiculous size, swelling up big enough to rival the height of the counters. If they sneak past and behind them, through the door towards the nearest exit out of here, they can surely manage it.
Even if they're three-legged-sack-racing their way out.]
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[James is going to lead them through what he hopes is a distraction: some other poor soul whose attempt to slice up a tomato is making the food item embiggen to a ridiculous size, swelling up big enough to rival the height of the counters. If they sneak past and behind them, through the door towards the nearest exit out of here, they can surely manage it.
Even if they're three-legged-sack-racing their way out.]