[Hank was about to make some smartass remark about “doing the robot” or something, but then this guy went toppling over into the bushes. He was looking at him for a second, open-mouthed, but then the robot slid on over.
Asked if he needed anything. Hank was about to blurt out more expletives, just like he did with that weird AI lady earlier, but he figured he’ll be nice. This time.]
You know what? Yeah, Mr. Robot Officer. I’m looking for coffee, since all you had at that shitty hospital was tea. Know where I can find any?
[Or better yet booze, but coffee first. Booze later. Wouldn’t it be the dream if they ended up stumbling across both?
To the robot’s credit, it actually did tell him how to get to a little food truck nearby, not too far off. Although it did insist that he wait here and eat all this garbage food, blah blah blah.
Once the robot realized Hank was a lost cause, it was rolling off to annoy someone else.
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Asked if he needed anything. Hank was about to blurt out more expletives, just like he did with that weird AI lady earlier, but he figured he’ll be nice. This time.]
You know what? Yeah, Mr. Robot Officer. I’m looking for coffee, since all you had at that shitty hospital was tea. Know where I can find any?
[Or better yet booze, but coffee first. Booze later. Wouldn’t it be the dream if they ended up stumbling across both?
To the robot’s credit, it actually did tell him how to get to a little food truck nearby, not too far off. Although it did insist that he wait here and eat all this garbage food, blah blah blah.
Once the robot realized Hank was a lost cause, it was rolling off to annoy someone else.
Hank sighed. Looked over at the shrubs.]
You okay in there? Still breathin’?
[He offered his hand.]